Winter Bingo 2011/2012, Card One

[butterflyboy]

That time of year again!

lines	spoon	casanova	dreaming of a white Christmas	glowing
icy roads	tango	slippery	drummer	toast
by the fire	drunk	Author's Choice: mirror	hay	commercial
young	ghost of Christmas past	hooks	melt	ice princess
feast	Northern Lights	commitment	aunt	cozy

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Comments

Re: drunk: Wine of Babbling, Instead of Ages

[dizzydreamerose.livejournal.com]

"You must have tried to tell me your life story twice over"

Victor: *hic* Mayhew, man, life's been the craziest. Amirite?

Mayhew: Victor? Are you sure you haven't been drinking a little too much of that stuff, mate?

Victor: Nonsense, Mayhew! Okay, so I'll start telling you my life story. But you have to pay attention! Promise?

Mayhew: *sigh* Okay, okay, promise.

Victor: *hic, clears throat and begins to rap* Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just to sit right there. I'll tell you how I became a wealthy fish merchant's only son and heir. *humming the instrumental between hics and dancing in place*

Mayhew: *laughing* Victor, this is--

Victor: *continuing on* In West side of Burtonsville, born and raised. Drawing butterflies was how I spent most of my days.

Mayhew: *more serious* Victor.

Victor: Chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all coo-

Mayhew: Victor.

Victor: All playing that piano outside of--

Mayhew: VICTOR.

Victor: I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licence plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah forget it, yo homes to Bel Ai--

Mayhew: VICTOR. WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU BABBLING ON ABOUT? THAT PART WASN'T EVEN YOUR LIFE STORY. YOU ARE DRUNK. JUST CALM DOWN, GO HOME, AND TAKE IT EASY! GOOD GOD, RELAXING YOU WAS THE WHOLE POINT!

Victor: *staring blankly for a while, then continuing after like 10 seconds* I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight and yelled to the cab, "Yo homes, smell ya later!"

Mayhew: *facepalm*

ONE THOUSAND APOLOGIES. I AM SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO SORRY. I COULD NOOOOT RESIST.

Re: drunk: Wine of Babbling, Instead of Ages

[8butterflyboy8.livejournal.com]

*snrrrk* Aaand now it's funny again. XD I'm not sure if I would have been able to resist either. :p

Re: drunk: Wine of Babbling, Instead of Ages

[dizzydreamerose.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes. The whole "life story" thing made me immediately think of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. XD